STUNT COCK & SLOBBER

I just picked these up from Gutierrez Logistics on Barrier Reef Drive & we are most pleased by the new versions, especially the new layout & selection of illustrations for STUNT COCK. Mankato says he would like to nibble on it, but he's licking the picture a little. Iguanas are weird. 

Here's the new STUNT COCK.

Here's the new SLOBBER.

Both  should reach Amazon soon enough.

SLOBBER & RETARD PENIS

Here Stella rides Mankato to survey the new books that arrived today, & I just paid to have cleared from customs at San Pedro post office, which happens every Friday at ten. RETARD PENIS is on sale at one link & SLOBBER at the other.

I am tempted to post an excerpt where we discuss various exes or almost exes, like my humorous treatment of the dead son & grandson of Lil Abel or the tiny limp dick of dead Joe Pachinko, poet manqué, or maybe Misti's humorous piece about dead Debs, but I post here this following piece, because, let's face facts, fuck Cobain & fuck Pisces, & fuck all mutable signs too... 

Sometimes Misti considers the question of whether Courtney Love had Kurt Cobain whacked for some reason. I don’t really care if she did this so I here put an end to this question forever.

Courtney Love is a Cancer, Cobain was a Pisces. Now, a cardinal sign is entitled to kill a mutable of the same element if anyone is. As an Aries I can whack a Sag any time, & that’s why I avoid them, or one of many reasons.

Somebody has to kill Pisces, believe me, it needs to be done, &, if anyone, Courtney Love was entitled to kill Cobain.

Now we have all three of the poetry books, including SLURP & STUNT COCK, plus RETARD PENIS all waiting to be cleared for global distribution, Misti's novel ZERO BUENO & her art book CHUPACABRA DISCO as well, & even my rewrites of HENRIETTA REMEMBERS plus FLESH & RESURRECTION, my only two novels. I'll post as they appear on Amazon.

The Slurp/Slobber/Stunt Cock trilogy v2

Misti Rainwater & I have redone the first three books we collaborated on. STUNT COCK has new b/w illustrations that are more consistent & appropriate to the poems. STUNT COCK now has 144 pp so it's a big fat cock. The cover is modified but basically the same.

Buy these books. Trigger warnings are probably called for but, as noted, I have a big fat cock.

SLURP is barely changed, while SLOBBER has a whole new cover. 

STUNT COCK is here, it is the most centered around kink, DD/LG, & hardcore boning, Dickdown literature, one might say. Stella Rainwater figures extensively in the photos, often in Paris. I mention Babalon a lot & Misti counters with the old testament, which is some bullshit, let me tell you.

SLURP is here, it is more influenced by Stein & is more avant garde in its origins, though this swiftly deteriorates through exposure to dickdowns.

SLOBBER is here. This one starts to feature more epigraphs from scumbags like Artaud. There are still plenty of dickdowns & I make many references to the Mayan religion as presented to me by goddess. 

This plethora of epigraphs from various figures like Bataille & Artaud is more noticeable, however, in RETARD PENIS, where we also ridicule the penis of a dead lit bro poet manqué & various "exes", including dead ones. A corrected and edited version of that is due shortly so I link it here already. More to come but we haven't decided yet. I'm working on my religious books that are coming soon enough & Misti is making music with the new guitar & working on her art & tarot readings. 

The two altered covers follow.

SLOBBER, now available

SLOBBER concludes the trilogy by Misti & David Rainwater. It is on Lulu now & will be on Amazon, who can go fuck themselves, later. It is a delightful tome of about 150 pages & at this link. It will hopefully appear on Amazon at some time in the future. 

The poems are very diverse & include a number about local animals & Mayan divinities; tropical diversions; why the USA, Texas in particular, is not relevant; Misti's background & the fall of the West. Inspiration drawn from Bataille, Lyotard, Lacan, Gertrude Stein, Anna Kavan, Artaud, & others. 

Sample by Misti, very short:

if you want to get fucked by my big dick
 
baby you are such a man eating the last freshly baked peanut butter 
chocolate chip cookie no thank you no kiss just some bullshit threat 
you blame it on the gummies and early smiths 

Sample by me:

beast & replete with meaningless

I myself am an absolute abyss.
(Antonin Artaud)

the human is void indecisive last meanings missing their sexual indexical they barely notice wild & desire

i am become beast & replete with meaningless & meat my memory all 
that matters is fire & the divine & to pound my woman out dicked 
down to ground

i am beast & meaningless replete

 

Our next collaboration is a prose work called RETARD PENIS. This will be really fucking sensitive like Bath & Body Works lotion.

 

 

 

SLURP & censorship

It appears that SLURP, by Misti Rainwater & myself, has now failed to be accepted for Amazon etc distribution due to "explicit content". It seems that this is more to do with the book not being PC than its being explicit. Anyway, it's still on Lulu here.

SLOBBER is at over a hundred pages now & going very well. Below is the cover to SLURP. We are obviously not changing anything at all in the book. 

This book was intended to be minimalist & influenced by Gertrude Stein. However, in the course of writing it I became swiftly sidetracked by red goddess Babalon gesticulating at me straight out of Misti's cunt & Misti started using King James version verses as titles. I do not know if these two developments are related. Anyway, it is what it is.

Misti says of this book: "Jesus wept."

Books & noise loops

The illustrated STUNT COCK is now on Amazon. Here's the UK site & here the intentionally more expensive US version.

The text version & SLURP should be there soonish. Until then here's unexpurgated SLURP on Lulu. We are currently working on the last part of the trilogy, called SLOBBER. This will be even better. Babalon, Bataille, Lacan, the Thoth Tarot, & the Underworld Jaguar God are all featured heavily already.

Check out Misti's subliminal noise loops at Chupacabra Disco on YouTube.  There are plenty more on her other channels. One of these is BIG PURPLE THROB that features the (subliminal) sound of my rock hard cock slapping against my stomach, the Pieman is impressed.

Books available & forthcoming

As previously noted, the illustrated STUNT COCK is now on Amazon. Here's the UK site & here the heavily tariffed US version.

The text version & SLURP should be there soon. Until that blissful day here's SLURP on Lulu. We are currently working on the last part of the trilogy, SLOBBER. This is a new development in how we collaborate & will be much better. Babalon, Bataille, the Thoth Tarot are all featured heavily already.

Check out Misti's subliminal noise loops at Chupacabra Disco on YouTube.  I think they're very good.

Slobber

As you may know, Misti Rainwater & I are in Belize & it's a fucking awesome place. Today we moved into a beautiful apartment & would like to announce that we are writing a new book called SLOBBER. The book might be orally fixated, who knows? We won't post samples from that, as was the case with SLURP. 

The first two volumes are obviously still around. STUNT COCK is available for sale illustrated, as well as just text here, & SLURP is available too.

You might assume that this fucking book sublates the fucking antithetical relation STUNT COCK / SLURP but you'd be a gormless cunt if you thought we gave a fuck about Hegel.

Anyway, bet that made you wet. Please send moneys to me & Misti at fUckInG paYPaL. We have plenty to live on but we'd like even more.