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Chupacabra Disco: BEAT THESE PRICES: BeLiZe BeaTs eTceTeRa  

Chupacabra Disco: discount code is FUCK OFF

Chupacabra Disco: discount code is FUCK OFF: You wouldn't get it.  

Stella in Belize

Misti & I had enough of this weird continent. We are taking Lil Stella to live in Ambergris Caye because she's a good girl. 

Our next book will be a book of poems describing her new life in Belize as a digital nomad, with accompanying full page illustrations. 

STUNT COCK is available for sale illustrated, as well as just text here, & SLURP is available too.

EDIT: Both Misti & I strongly approve of Belize & feel at home for the first time ever here. 

EDIT x2: I have purchased flipflops & suntan lotion. This place is hot as a motherfucker. Best coffee and the fucking food, Misti loves fried jack & I go for the standard taco or burrito. It's all good. 

Friendly animals everywhere, lizards & shit, & my fucking powers are smoking hot, confirmed by tarot. Banging like a fucking sledgehammer too. Misti claims that I belong here & the jungle brings out beast in me so it's always poundtown. I belong in the jungle.

I reiterate:

STUNT COCK is available for sale illustrated, as well as just text here, & SLURP is available too.

SLURP

Today we publish the only version of SLURP. The book is 105 numbered pages long & took us ten days, because Misti is a very good & industrious girl. Before we leave this country for a tropical paradise we shall probably release her exceptional novel ZERO BUENO & possibly the third part in our new but never-ending saga. Due to its content, don't read this book if you're ever offended by anything.

This book was intended to be minimalist & influenced by Gertrude Stein. However, in the course of writing it I became swiftly sidetracked by red goddess Babalon gesticulating at me straight out of Misti's cunt & Misti started using King James version verses as titles. I do not know if these two developments are related. Anyway, it is what it is.

Misti says of this book: "Jesus wept."

It is available for sale at this link. It is due to appear on Amazon, & the cover art is shown below.

 

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Chupacabra Disco: LAST PAGE of STUNT COCK

Misti did this: 

 

Chupacabra Disco: LAST PAGE of STUNT COCK:  

Unexpurgated STUNT COCK

We are very gratified to today have received the fully illustrated STUNT COCK on #80 paper & with full colour ink. Misti says of this "oh my god, dada, I'm cumming again". Seriously, she is very pleased, as am I, especially because this book is selling already. The copy currently on sale is all correct, so go for it.

This book is on sale at this link  The expurgated version is at this link.

Today Misti & I are getting baked & studying the red goddess Babalon to enhance the quality of the poetry in SLURP.   

 

STUNT COCK arrives

We were most pleased to inform you that STUNT COCK physically manifested today. Picture follows. Misti declared that it is "the best thing ever" & her greatest book. I dare say that the unexpurgated & illustrated version is likely to be even better, & probably coming very soon. I, too, am enormously pleased with this one though. 

Here is the version with no illustrations. 

Here is the illustrated version. 

In other news, SLURP, the follow up, is progressing splendidly too, & is more abstract a book. I write of goddess as Babalon in this book too. Misti writes of many things, & it is my great pleasure to be part of the process. I thought I knew what it meant to feel, but I didn't. 

Coincidentally, I changed the foul sheets today, so here's SC on our clean cotton sheet. 

 

STUNT COCK, illustrated edition

Today we also publish the illustrated & unexpurgated STUNT COCK at Lulu, & it is later coming from Amazon etc. It is more expensive than we might wish but it is on 80# coated paper & uses premium ink. The book contains the same poems as the other version, but each poem is accompanied by a new photo or collage that may or may not relate to the poem in some way. 

The cover is below & it is on sale at this link.

As noted previously, the next book is SLURP. This is more minimalist with no blog posts & no illustrations. 

STUNT COCK, expurgated edition

We are thrilled to announce the arrival of the simple text-based edition of STUNT COCK, the first collaboration between Misti & David Rainwater, & the first offering from their first trilogy, which will also include the volumes SLURP & SLIT.

The book is currently available here at LULU. It will be available from Amazon in due course.

We are also dead chuffed to announce a more elaborate fully illustrated edition with Misti's own creations in full colour on quality paper, because she's been a very good girl & worked very hard at this. So, this will take a day or two, but we both prefer the illustrated version, for obvious reasons.

We have started SLURP, the next part of the trilogy. This, however, will be a minimalist production, with no blog posts & no illustrations. 

 

  

New Kitten Noise Loops

Dada does it better

 Blues are finally over

 Angelic Instruction

 

 

& an older one "brain bliss"

 

Many others available on the various channels. Obviously I love my bitch but i know these are good 

Kitten Does Noise

Misti Rainwater, kitten as she is known by her government name, likes to do noise loops, like all good girls. She does these on many channels. Some of them don't sound like her real name, but all her names are real. When we marry I'm changing my name so we're Misti & David Rainwater. I can do this because I'm a dom & hung like a horse, I don't need to hang my name on a bitch like she's a servant. Service is between her & the penis formerly known as Sluthammer. 

Kitten & I shall start a channel soon for #grapecore music. (Pissers & shitters need it special.)

The oarfish are flopping on beaches & during these precarious times kitten & I are not putting all our filth in one basket. Slurp slurp gobble gobble motherfucker.

Recently she has made several videos that relate to us, & centre around things like granny panties, Bacterial vaginosis, & how these enhance any sexual exploits. But first here's a couple of birthday ones for me:

 

 

Then other things:

 

 

Now a grapecore playlist I don't know how to embed properly:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc-a-GzW1FhhrYtf_0A-_k8FcWEy14pks 

And, finally, the sexy granny panties in her new trousseau - fucking can't wait ...

"Bitch got range, yo" //Kitten