flesh & resurrection v2 on Amazon

Now flesh & resurrection in its new & considerably expanded edition is now on Amazon at this link.  The title links to Lulu, where I would obviously prefer that you purchase the book.

The book details the further adventures of Henrietta after Henrietta remembers. Misti did the covers for the new editions of both.

Tarot Nada - new tarot deck available

Misti did a tarot deck at MPC, since a viewer asked her about decks she used to sell. The deck is called Tarot Nada & is available here. She bought a copy for use on Siren Tarot & 2 cups too many tarot & the deck remains available for sale.

Here are some cards. Gertrude Stein as Queen of Swords &, at my insistence, Dorian Yates as King of Wands. This is Aries & the most masculine card, Misti wanted Marlon Brando &, since the card represents me, I'm fucked if I'm having that fat old tosser. Her selection for Emperor, also me, is perfect though. 

Stella Rainwater & MANKATO & Posthuman Poetry merch

At Swooncake Press on Redbubble Misti has a new t-shirt done specifically to dress myself in, a t-shirt featuring Stella & MANKATO Rainwater. Free Palestine, says Mankato & Stella agrees with him.

There is already Posthuman Poetry & Prose merchandise available there, & there's even a Chupacabra Disco design that is also linked here.

The Chupacabra Disco bandcamp is here. 

Retard 1 & 2

Here's a further edited RETARD PENIS, admired by Mankato.

We are getting along with RETARDED BEYOND REDEMPTION where Misti is mopping up memories before Cambodia & I am writing about how I prayed for the life of Trump when he risked head injuries during Leo season. He needs to survive to bring the USA to its fucking knees. It was doomed already, people who believe democrats will save it are totally delusional (Leo style), but Trump's special retardation is bringing the end on a bit faster. The astrologers were right, he was in danger, but goddess fixed that for us. You can thank me later. 

We also mock a guy called Jon Clifton, he's delusional too. Small cock. RETARD PENIS mocks Lil' Abel Romo & his dead kid & grandkid, Ded Debbie Kirk, & three inch Joe Pachinko, dead poet manqué. Hatred is pure & beautiful. Goddess doesn't care who I curse.

Here are the pictures, Mankato approves my vitriol. He hates the "cunt birds", aka frigate birds, that fly here in the Caribbean.  

STUNT COCK & SLOBBER

I just picked these up from Gutierrez Logistics on Barrier Reef Drive & we are most pleased by the new versions, especially the new layout & selection of illustrations for STUNT COCK. Mankato says he would like to nibble on it, but he's licking the picture a little. Iguanas are weird. 

Here's the new STUNT COCK.

Here's the new SLOBBER.

Both  should reach Amazon soon enough.

The Tard Trilogy

Misti Rainwater & I, on account of the surpassing excellence of RETARD PENIS, have decided to add two further volumes, RETARDED BEYOND REDEMPTION, & PARTICIPATION PRIZE, the cover images for both are below. We shall be retarded & piss over our exes, living & dead, especially, so far at least, this Gemini muppet called Jon who had the insolence to email Misti asking if they had a good time. They did not; she couldn't stand him, his penis was small, he was bad at sex, & he's blocked. Misti is also airing skeletons from the family closet. I would too if I knew about any in mine.

SLOBBER & RETARD PENIS

Here Stella rides Mankato to survey the new books that arrived today, & I just paid to have cleared from customs at San Pedro post office, which happens every Friday at ten. RETARD PENIS is on sale at one link & SLOBBER at the other.

I am tempted to post an excerpt where we discuss various exes or almost exes, like my humorous treatment of the dead son & grandson of Lil Abel or the tiny limp dick of dead Joe Pachinko, poet manqué, or maybe Misti's humorous piece about dead Debs, but I post here this following piece, because, let's face facts, fuck Cobain & fuck Pisces, & fuck all mutable signs too... 

Sometimes Misti considers the question of whether Courtney Love had Kurt Cobain whacked for some reason. I don’t really care if she did this so I here put an end to this question forever.

Courtney Love is a Cancer, Cobain was a Pisces. Now, a cardinal sign is entitled to kill a mutable of the same element if anyone is. As an Aries I can whack a Sag any time, & that’s why I avoid them, or one of many reasons.

Somebody has to kill Pisces, believe me, it needs to be done, &, if anyone, Courtney Love was entitled to kill Cobain.

Now we have all three of the poetry books, including SLURP & STUNT COCK, plus RETARD PENIS all waiting to be cleared for global distribution, Misti's novel ZERO BUENO & her art book CHUPACABRA DISCO as well, & even my rewrites of HENRIETTA REMEMBERS plus FLESH & RESURRECTION, my only two novels. I'll post as they appear on Amazon.

SLUT MOON by Chupacabra Disco

Misti has a third album on Bandcamp, SLUT MOON. The man shouting about dickdowns on track 13 is me. The album is here & costs $9. Cover below.

Follow Chupacabra Disco at this link.

The Slurp/Slobber/Stunt Cock trilogy v2

Misti Rainwater & I have redone the first three books we collaborated on. STUNT COCK has new b/w illustrations that are more consistent & appropriate to the poems. STUNT COCK now has 144 pp so it's a big fat cock. The cover is modified but basically the same.

Buy these books. Trigger warnings are probably called for but, as noted, I have a big fat cock.

SLURP is barely changed, while SLOBBER has a whole new cover. 

STUNT COCK is here, it is the most centered around kink, DD/LG, & hardcore boning, Dickdown literature, one might say. Stella Rainwater figures extensively in the photos, often in Paris. I mention Babalon a lot & Misti counters with the old testament, which is some bullshit, let me tell you.

SLURP is here, it is more influenced by Stein & is more avant garde in its origins, though this swiftly deteriorates through exposure to dickdowns.

SLOBBER is here. This one starts to feature more epigraphs from scumbags like Artaud. There are still plenty of dickdowns & I make many references to the Mayan religion as presented to me by goddess. 

This plethora of epigraphs from various figures like Bataille & Artaud is more noticeable, however, in RETARD PENIS, where we also ridicule the penis of a dead lit bro poet manqué & various "exes", including dead ones. A corrected and edited version of that is due shortly so I link it here already. More to come but we haven't decided yet. I'm working on my religious books that are coming soon enough & Misti is making music with the new guitar & working on her art & tarot readings. 

The two altered covers follow.

Misti's bizarre list

Misti Rainwater & a new noise track featuring the new guitar. There is also a strange list of her hundred favourite books. The writer with most is, quite correctly, me, but some of the others are fucking garbage, like Bukowski, Brautigan, Lester Bangs, & the Scorpio Rising bollocks .... Still, the Little House series kicks ass.. Go, Carrie!

Misti's blog post is  here ...

Aries Daddy 2: The Dickdown

Misti recalled that two years ago she manifested me thus, with "Flores for Aries Daddy":

She played this recently & I ejaculated the following, which is the vocal part of the next track: "You've got an Aries Daddy now, bitch, time for the DICKDOWN. Cock-a-doodle fucking doo-doo." I'm a romantic little bastard. Thus we have Flores for Aries Daddy II: The Dickdown" for Lo! The retardening progresses. Seriously, though, the sex for both of us feels qualitatively different, not just better but a whole new experience.

We support all these ladies who are whacking their kids, & we support the general destruction of empire. The USA will not be missed.

Below my book cover, here the book is. Hail the mighty iguana!.

Flesh & Resurrection

I have done a third version of the novella Flesh & Resurrection. It now employs some modified cut-up techniques, has iguanas in it, & features input about goddess. The book is now on sale here at Lulu & will be on Amazon whenever they do their stupid checks.  There are iguanas but no frigate birds. Misti says they rule the fucking skies but I say they should fucking well fly properly in a nice neat formation instead of counting around chaotically & letting the damn baby turtles slip through. 

Misti Rainwater did me a cover for it, which cover is below.