AUTOEROTIC ELEGIES: A blog about the writings, predominantly poems, of David C. McLean. Also about other writers at POSTHUMAN POETRY & PROSE.
Misti & I had enough of this weird continent. We are taking Lil Stella to live in Ambergris Caye because she's a good girl.
Our next book will be a book of poems describing her new life in Belize as a digital nomad, with accompanying full page illustrations.
STUNT COCK is available for sale illustrated, as well as just text here, & SLURP is available too
Today we publish the only version of SLURP. The book is 105 numbered pages long & took us ten days, because Misti is a very good & industrious girl. Before we leave this country for a tropical paradise we shall probably release her exceptional novel ZERO BUENO & possibly the third part in our new but never-ending saga. Due to its content, don't read this book if you're ever offended by anything.
This book was intended to be minimalist & influenced by Gertrude Stein. However, in the course of writing it I became swiftly sidetracked by red goddess Babalon gesticulating at me straight out of Misti's cunt & Misti started using King James version verses as titles. I do not know if these two developments are related. Anyway, it is what it is.
Misti says of this book: "Jesus wept."
It is available for sale at this link. It is due to appear on Amazon, & the cover art is shown below.
We are very gratified to today have received the fully illustrated STUNT COCK on #80 paper & with full colour ink. Misti says of this "oh my god, dada, I'm cumming again". Seriously, she is very pleased, as am I, especially because this book is selling already. The copy currently on sale is all correct, so go for it.
This book is on sale at this link The expurgated version is at this link.
Today Misti & I are getting baked & studying the red goddess Babalon to enhance the quality of the poetry in SLURP.
We were most pleased to inform you that STUNT COCK physically manifested today. Picture follows. Misti declared that it is "the best thing ever" & her greatest book. I dare say that the unexpurgated & illustrated version is likely to be even better, & probably coming very soon. I, too, am enormously pleased with this one though.
Here is the version with no illustrations.
Here is the illustrated version.
In other news, SLURP, the follow up, is progressing splendidly too, & is more abstract a book. I write of goddess as Babalon in this book too. Misti writes of many things, & it is my great pleasure to be part of the process. I thought I knew what it meant to feel, but I didn't.
Coincidentally, I changed the foul sheets today, so here's SC on our clean cotton sheet.
Today we also publish the illustrated & unexpurgated STUNT COCK at Lulu, & it is later coming from Amazon etc. It is more expensive than we might wish but it is on 80# coated paper & uses premium ink. The book contains the same poems as the other version, but each poem is accompanied by a new photo or collage that may or may not relate to the poem in some way.
The cover is below & it is on sale at this link.
As noted previously, the next book is SLURP. This is more minimalist with no blog posts & no illustrations.
We are thrilled to announce the arrival of the simple text-based edition of STUNT COCK, the first collaboration between Misti & David Rainwater, & the first offering from their first trilogy, which will also include the volumes SLURP & SLIT.
The book is currently available here at LULU. It will be available from Amazon in due course.
We are also dead chuffed to announce a more elaborate fully illustrated edition with Misti's own creations in full colour on quality paper, because she's been a very good girl & worked very hard at this. So, this will take a day or two, but we both prefer the illustrated version, for obvious reasons.
We have started SLURP, the next part of the trilogy. This, however, will be a minimalist production, with no blog posts & no illustrations.
& an older one "brain bliss"
Many others available on the various channels. Obviously I love my bitch but i know these are good
Misti Rainwater, kitten as she is known by her government name, likes to do noise loops, like all good girls. She does these on many channels. Some of them don't sound like her real name, but all her names are real. When we marry I'm changing my name so we're Misti & David Rainwater. I can do this because I'm a dom & hung like a horse, I don't need to hang my name on a bitch like she's a servant. Service is between her & the penis formerly known as Sluthammer.
Kitten & I shall start a channel soon for #grapecore music. (Pissers & shitters need it special.)
The oarfish are flopping on beaches & during these precarious times kitten & I are not putting all our filth in one basket. Slurp slurp gobble gobble motherfucker.
Recently she has made several videos that relate to us, & centre around things like granny panties, Bacterial vaginosis, & how these enhance any sexual exploits. But first here's a couple of birthday ones for me:
Then other things:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc-a-GzW1FhhrYtf_0A-_k8FcWEy14pks
And, finally, the sexy granny panties in her new trousseau - fucking can't wait ...
"Bitch got range, yo" //Kitten
Here's a short piece by Misti Mallory Rainwater, alpha bitch & author of several books forthcoming from Posthuman Poetry.
5:22 a.m. 23 March 026 Monday
The phone sex (I know I'm 53! FUCK OFF!) with David is the best I have ever experienced. He's the only man who has ever made me cum with his voice. Today I experienced an incredible CHAKRA ORGASM without vibrator or fingers. I felt the energy flow from my throat to my cunt & ass. I AM ALIVE & deeply in love. Gracias, multiverse.
I scribbled down my favorite quotes and poem from David C. McLean's (DADDY) Kali Breathes This Fire.
You should purchase this book if you haven't already. As I devoured the words I thought, "Fuck me. I'm from Texas.
And I'm going to marry this brilliant Welsh motherfucker."
"Lalita does not like to watch reruns."
"Kali is the plane of immanence in the ontological sense of that term, the unpresentable substructure of space, just as She is the substructure of time as the eternal return. She is the Dark Mother, dark matter, She sustains everything, She contains everything - & this text itself is written by a tiny worthless spark of Her as it struggles to return home and burn there within Her, where I always already am."
"There is no quiescent end state. What Mother Kali tells us is something like 'You are meat and beast forever, so deal with the blood & the red sexual flesh'."
"So Kali is all that is real. In The Nirvana Tantra we are told that gods like Brahma, Vishnu, & Shiva rise up in Her like bubbles in the sea, only to ultimately disappear: only She perdures."
"Carnists don't get to ascend. It is normal to be vegetarian or vegan in Shaktism though, & substitutes are common."
it is made of words
it is made of words, a sexual context, & depressive is nipple this insidious position, when the horsemen ride some savage sunrise, every plague a mania, & cum us sunset love enough to win them their pigeon invisible
it is made of words & embers, & yet what matters is the fire, is that Kali screams inside the meat, like seagulls singing intensity & sexual: this is all that means anything, the savage blood & the scream it sings
(Misti Rainwater, author of Fuckerbutt Happy Time)
Here's news of an exciting new book. I am currently working with Misti Rainwater to aid in the delivery of her magnum opus, ZERO BUENO, a non-linear fever dream filled with explicitly karmic psychopageantry.
"If Conway Twitty and Nancy Spungen had a baby it would write this book." (Is she hinting here at her secret ancestry.)
This will be "like Anne Sexton, but better."
I have known Misti since MySpace, which was probably decades back, but have not published her yet because this present time, right now, is a very propitious time indeed. This is because Big Daddy Saturn, obviously the most beneficent planet & my chart ruler, is manifesting stuff, & karma is no issue to me. There are fucking huge energies available for several months, & goddess has therefore instructed me to bulk up a bit, but also to offer to do this book. There are huge alleged TWIN FLAME energies available for this book, which Misti feels may be her bestest book, & I am well chuffed to do it.
Misti & I are getting married, because Big King Daddy & the yellow enemy are conjunct in Aries, formerly known as The Young Stallion, and Pluto is in her Aquarius.
A statement from Misti:
"I'm flying across the pond to finally be properly fucked."
Here is Misti's Chupacabra Disco.
If you are looking for other writers from Posthuman Poetry & Prose they are linked here in the post in the other blog devoted to the pre...
