DATA CENTER SMOKE BREAK

Here's hoping they all burn down.

Track by Chupacabra Disco at bandcamp at this link.

 

 

Plunderphonic noise "mastered the universe"

A second album by Chupacabra Disco of post rock plunderphonic noise with arbitrary & extremely distorted vocal tracks from Misti singing karaoke thrown in, paired with noise and Misti's guitar. The plundered songs are a very diverse mix, pencilneck garbage to stone cold classics, & Skeletor himself would be pleased by this nonsense. 

It's called "mastered the universe" & is linked here. The price is $9.

 

Posthuman Poetry & Prose merch

Thanks to Misti Rainwater we now have merch on sale at Red Bubble.  Hoodies, tees, sweats etc, but living here tees is really the only option. 

Here's the Swooncake Press shop by the way, since Misti has thousands of products available there & I encourage her to make money. I'm high maintenance.

There's even a Chupacabra Disco design below that is also linked here.

The Chupacabra Disco bandcamp is here. 

 

 

RETARD PENIS

I think Gertrude Stein would approve of our new project RETARD PENIS. It's supposed to be flash fiction but that's a lit bro thing & I'm too well-endowed for that so I'm doing aphorisms & various observations. I don't deny that Courtney maybe killed Kurt, I'm just saying that if anyone kills a Pisces, & somebody has got to do it, it might as well be a Cancer.  

Anyway, Misti did the cover below. In other news, we are doing tees & sweatshirts & hoodies for Posthuman Poetry & Prose, so we have fucking merch, bitches.  

 

 

SUPER CHERRY EXTRA

I have today finished converting Misti's original masters for SUPER CHERRY EXTRA to lossless digital form & today released the album at this link on Bandcamp, bless their cotton socks. In a sense this is the first real release of the album, since it has previously only had a limited release as cassette. The full album is $9 & each of the 18 tracks is $1 if bought separately. It's free to listen to the first track.

  

Bandcamp, Chupacabra Disco

We are making Misti Rainwater's music available through Bandcamp at Chupacabra Disco. I set up the page & added one test track from the album Super Cherry Extra, scary thoughts & feelings.

Bandcamp suggested the price. I shall be making flac versions of all the songs on Super Cherry Extra & uploading the whole album. Until then have posted three other tracks by Misti there which will not be available anywhere else. 

The bastards only allow five genres but I chose the five most obvious. 

 

Chupacabra Disco: JAGUAR CHOMPS CROCODILE

Chupacabra Disco: JAGUAR CHOMPS CROCODILE: SLOBBER is a collaborative effort between a big dick Aries & me, an Aquarian born in Texas against her wishes in 1973. Snatch it up , b...

SLOBBER, now available

SLOBBER concludes the trilogy by Misti & David Rainwater. It is on Lulu now & will be on Amazon, who can go fuck themselves, later. It is a delightful tome of about 150 pages & at this link. It will hopefully appear on Amazon at some time in the future. 

The poems are very diverse & include a number about local animals & Mayan divinities; tropical diversions; why the USA, Texas in particular, is not relevant; Misti's background & the fall of the West. Inspiration drawn from Bataille, Lyotard, Lacan, Gertrude Stein, Anna Kavan, Artaud, & others. 

Sample by Misti, very short:

if you want to get fucked by my big dick
 
baby you are such a man eating the last freshly baked peanut butter 
chocolate chip cookie no thank you no kiss just some bullshit threat 
you blame it on the gummies and early smiths 

Sample by me:

beast & replete with meaningless

I myself am an absolute abyss.
(Antonin Artaud)

the human is void indecisive last meanings missing their sexual indexical they barely notice wild & desire

i am become beast & replete with meaningless & meat my memory all 
that matters is fire & the divine & to pound my woman out dicked 
down to ground

i am beast & meaningless replete

 

Our next collaboration is a prose work called RETARD PENIS. This will be really fucking sensitive like Bath & Body Works lotion.

 

 

 

Licked with efficiency, subliminal #100

Here at ChuPaCaBRa DiSCo is the hundredth collaboration with Misti Rainwater on a subliminal noise loop, "licked with efficiency". I invoke Maa Kali in this.

Feel free to subscribe &, if you want a tarot reading, a synastry reading, or a birth chart analysis, try Siren Tarot.

Here's our next book cover too btw. Currently at about 120 numbered pages.

SLURP & censorship

It appears that SLURP, by Misti Rainwater & myself, has now failed to be accepted for Amazon etc distribution due to "explicit content". It seems that this is more to do with the book not being PC than its being explicit. Anyway, it's still on Lulu here.

SLOBBER is at over a hundred pages now & going very well. Below is the cover to SLURP. We are obviously not changing anything at all in the book. 

This book was intended to be minimalist & influenced by Gertrude Stein. However, in the course of writing it I became swiftly sidetracked by red goddess Babalon gesticulating at me straight out of Misti's cunt & Misti started using King James version verses as titles. I do not know if these two developments are related. Anyway, it is what it is.

Misti says of this book: "Jesus wept."

Belize Beats

Misti Rainwater started a channel on YouTube called Belize Beats, subscribe to it at this link.

Here's "solstice domingo" from this channel.

Below is "Kissed Cultic". This is a collaboration on a noise loop with a subliminal that comes from bizarre sex magic. Misti & I feel that this might be more efficient. Subscribe to ChuPaCaBRa DiSCo too.

In further news, apart from collaborating on SLOBBER, I am working on the books about Tiamat, Chinnamasta, & Dhumavati, so I'm a hard working little fucker here in Central America. 

EDIT: We now have 52 collaborative subliminal noise loops available so I include the link to this here. Zero Bueno Playlist.

Books & noise loops

The illustrated STUNT COCK is now on Amazon. Here's the UK site & here the intentionally more expensive US version.

The text version & SLURP should be there soonish. Until then here's unexpurgated SLURP on Lulu. We are currently working on the last part of the trilogy, called SLOBBER. This will be even better. Babalon, Bataille, Lacan, the Thoth Tarot, & the Underworld Jaguar God are all featured heavily already.

Check out Misti's subliminal noise loops at Chupacabra Disco on YouTube.  There are plenty more on her other channels. One of these is BIG PURPLE THROB that features the (subliminal) sound of my rock hard cock slapping against my stomach, the Pieman is impressed.