Books available

As previously noted, the illustrated STUNT COCK is now on Amazon. Here's the UK site & here the heavily tariffed US version.

The text version & Slurp should be there soon. We are currently working on the last part of the trilogy, SLOBBER. This is a new development & will be much better. Babalon, Bataille, the Thoth Tarot are all featured heavily already.

Check out Misti's subliminal noise loops at Chupacabra Disco on YouTube.  I think they're very good.

Chupacabra Disco: wash beige lace bra by hand

Chupacabra Disco: wash beige lace bra by hand: Here is the essential information.  De nada, pilgrim. De nada.  

STUNT COCK AT AMAZON

Delighted to say that the delectable & illustrated STUNT COCK is now on Amazon. Here's the UK site & here the heavily tariffed US version.

As far as we can ascertain, the version without illustrations is not yet listed on Amazon.

It's rainy season here. Everything is getting wet. Dampen yourself with this book.

Chupacabra Disco: DO NOT FEED THE SNAKES

Chupacabra Disco: DO NOT FEED THE SNAKES: It is not in your best interest to feed the snakes.  

Slobber

As you may know, Misti Rainwater & I are in Belize & it's a fucking awesome place. Today we moved into a beautiful apartment & would like to announce that we are writing a new book called SLOBBER. The book might be orally fixated, who knows? We won't post samples from that, as was the case with SLURP. 

The first two volumes are obviously still around. STUNT COCK is available for sale illustrated, as well as just text here, & SLURP is available too.

You might assume that this fucking book sublates the fucking antithetical relation STUNT COCK / SLURP but you'd be a gormless cunt if you thought we gave a fuck about Hegel.

Anyway, bet that made you wet. Please send moneys to me & Misti at fUckInG paYPaL. We have plenty to live on but we'd like even more.

Chupacabra Disco: BEAT THESE PRICES

Chupacabra Disco: BEAT THESE PRICES: BeLiZe BeaTs eTceTeRa  

Chupacabra Disco: discount code is FUCK OFF

Chupacabra Disco: discount code is FUCK OFF: You wouldn't get it.  

Stella in Belize

Misti & I had enough of this weird continent. We are taking Lil Stella to live in Ambergris Caye because she's a good girl. 

Our next book will be a book of poems describing her new life in Belize as a digital nomad, with accompanying full page illustrations. 

STUNT COCK is available for sale illustrated, as well as just text here, & SLURP is available too.

EDIT: Both Misti & I strongly approve of Belize & feel at home for the first time ever here. 

EDIT x2: I have purchased flipflops & suntan lotion. This place is hot as a motherfucker. Best coffee and the fucking food, Misti loves fried jack & I go for the standard taco or burrito. It's all good. 

Friendly animals everywhere, lizards & shit, & my fucking powers are smoking hot, confirmed by tarot. Banging like a fucking sledgehammer too. Misti claims that I belong here & the jungle brings out beast in me so it's always poundtown. I belong in the jungle.

I reiterate:

STUNT COCK is available for sale illustrated, as well as just text here, & SLURP is available too.

SLURP

Today we publish the only version of SLURP. The book is 105 numbered pages long & took us ten days, because Misti is a very good & industrious girl. Before we leave this country for a tropical paradise we shall probably release her exceptional novel ZERO BUENO & possibly the third part in our new but never-ending saga. Due to its content, don't read this book if you're ever offended by anything.

This book was intended to be minimalist & influenced by Gertrude Stein. However, in the course of writing it I became swiftly sidetracked by red goddess Babalon gesticulating at me straight out of Misti's cunt & Misti started using King James version verses as titles. I do not know if these two developments are related. Anyway, it is what it is.

Misti says of this book: "Jesus wept."

It is available for sale at this link. It is due to appear on Amazon, & the cover art is shown below.

 

Chupacabra Disco: SPONSORED BY NUTELLA

Chupacabra Disco: SPONSORED BY NUTELLA: STUNT COCK is sponsored by weed & NUTELLA.  Purple Pieman urges you to purchase all three immediately.

Chupacabra Disco: LAST PAGE of STUNT COCK

Misti did this: 

 

Chupacabra Disco: LAST PAGE of STUNT COCK:  

Unexpurgated STUNT COCK

We are very gratified to today have received the fully illustrated STUNT COCK on #80 paper & with full colour ink. Misti says of this "oh my god, dada, I'm cumming again". Seriously, she is very pleased, as am I, especially because this book is selling already. The copy currently on sale is all correct, so go for it.

This book is on sale at this link  The expurgated version is at this link.

Today Misti & I are getting baked & studying the red goddess Babalon to enhance the quality of the poetry in SLURP.