AUTOEROTIC ELEGIES: A blog about the writings, predominantly poems, of David C. McLean. Also about other writers at POSTHUMAN POETRY & PROSE.
As you may know, Misti Rainwater & I are in Belize & it's a fucking awesome place. Today we moved into a beautiful apartment & would like to announce that we are writing a new book called SLOBBER. The book might be orally fixated, who knows? We won't post samples from that, as was the case with SLURP.
The first two volumes are obviously still around. STUNT COCK is available for sale illustrated, as well as just text here, & SLURP is available too.
You might assume that this fucking book sublates the fucking antithetical relation STUNT COCK / SLURP but you'd be a gormless cunt if you thought we gave a fuck about Hegel.
Anyway, bet that made you wet. Please send moneys to me & Misti at fUckInG paYPaL. We have plenty to live on but we'd like even more.
Misti & I had enough of this weird continent. We are taking Lil Stella to live in Ambergris Caye because she's a good girl.
Our next book will be a book of poems describing her new life in Belize as a digital nomad, with accompanying full page illustrations.
STUNT COCK is available for sale illustrated, as well as just text here, & SLURP is available too.
EDIT: Both Misti & I strongly approve of Belize & feel at home for the first time ever here.
EDIT x2: I have purchased flipflops & suntan lotion. This place is hot as a motherfucker. Best coffee and the fucking food, Misti loves fried jack & I go for the standard taco or burrito. It's all good.
Friendly animals everywhere, lizards & shit, & my fucking powers are smoking hot, confirmed by tarot. Banging like a fucking sledgehammer too. Misti claims that I belong here & the jungle brings out beast in me so it's always poundtown. I belong in the jungle.
I reiterate:
STUNT COCK is available for sale illustrated, as well as just text here, & SLURP is available too.
Today we publish the only version of SLURP. The book is 105 numbered pages long & took us ten days, because Misti is a very good & industrious girl. Before we leave this country for a tropical paradise we shall probably release her exceptional novel ZERO BUENO & possibly the third part in our new but never-ending saga. Due to its content, don't read this book if you're ever offended by anything.
This book was intended to be minimalist & influenced by Gertrude Stein. However, in the course of writing it I became swiftly sidetracked by red goddess Babalon gesticulating at me straight out of Misti's cunt & Misti started using King James version verses as titles. I do not know if these two developments are related. Anyway, it is what it is.
Misti says of this book: "Jesus wept."
It is available for sale at this link. It is due to appear on Amazon, & the cover art is shown below.
We are very gratified to today have received the fully illustrated STUNT COCK on #80 paper & with full colour ink. Misti says of this "oh my god, dada, I'm cumming again". Seriously, she is very pleased, as am I, especially because this book is selling already. The copy currently on sale is all correct, so go for it.
This book is on sale at this link The expurgated version is at this link.
Today Misti & I are getting baked & studying the red goddess Babalon to enhance the quality of the poetry in SLURP.
We were most pleased to inform you that STUNT COCK physically manifested today. Picture follows. Misti declared that it is "the best thing ever" & her greatest book. I dare say that the unexpurgated & illustrated version is likely to be even better, & probably coming very soon. I, too, am enormously pleased with this one though.
Here is the version with no illustrations.
Here is the illustrated version.
In other news, SLURP, the follow up, is progressing splendidly too, & is more abstract a book. I write of goddess as Babalon in this book too. Misti writes of many things, & it is my great pleasure to be part of the process. I thought I knew what it meant to feel, but I didn't.
Coincidentally, I changed the foul sheets today, so here's SC on our clean cotton sheet.
Today we also publish the illustrated & unexpurgated STUNT COCK at Lulu, & it is later coming from Amazon etc. It is more expensive than we might wish but it is on 80# coated paper & uses premium ink. The book contains the same poems as the other version, but each poem is accompanied by a new photo or collage that may or may not relate to the poem in some way.
The cover is below & it is on sale at this link.
As noted previously, the next book is SLURP. This is more minimalist with no blog posts & no illustrations.
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