STUNT COCK & SLOBBER

I just picked these up from Gutierrez Logistics on Barrier Reef Drive & we are most pleased by the new versions, especially the new layout & selection of illustrations for STUNT COCK. Mankato says he would like to nibble on it, but he's licking the picture a little. Iguanas are weird. 

Here's the new STUNT COCK.

Here's the new SLOBBER.

Both  should reach Amazon soon enough.

The Slurp/Slobber/Stunt Cock trilogy v2

Misti Rainwater & I have redone the first three books we collaborated on. STUNT COCK has new b/w illustrations that are more consistent & appropriate to the poems. STUNT COCK now has 144 pp so it's a big fat cock. The cover is modified but basically the same.

Buy these books. Trigger warnings are probably called for but, as noted, I have a big fat cock.

SLURP is barely changed, while SLOBBER has a whole new cover. 

STUNT COCK is here, it is the most centered around kink, DD/LG, & hardcore boning, Dickdown literature, one might say. Stella Rainwater figures extensively in the photos, often in Paris. I mention Babalon a lot & Misti counters with the old testament, which is some bullshit, let me tell you.

SLURP is here, it is more influenced by Stein & is more avant garde in its origins, though this swiftly deteriorates through exposure to dickdowns.

SLOBBER is here. This one starts to feature more epigraphs from scumbags like Artaud. There are still plenty of dickdowns & I make many references to the Mayan religion as presented to me by goddess. 

This plethora of epigraphs from various figures like Bataille & Artaud is more noticeable, however, in RETARD PENIS, where we also ridicule the penis of a dead lit bro poet manqué & various "exes", including dead ones. A corrected and edited version of that is due shortly so I link it here already. More to come but we haven't decided yet. I'm working on my religious books that are coming soon enough & Misti is making music with the new guitar & working on her art & tarot readings. 

The two altered covers follow.

Books & noise loops

The illustrated STUNT COCK is now on Amazon. Here's the UK site & here the intentionally more expensive US version.

The text version & SLURP should be there soonish. Until then here's unexpurgated SLURP on Lulu. We are currently working on the last part of the trilogy, called SLOBBER. This will be even better. Babalon, Bataille, Lacan, the Thoth Tarot, & the Underworld Jaguar God are all featured heavily already.

Check out Misti's subliminal noise loops at Chupacabra Disco on YouTube.  There are plenty more on her other channels. One of these is BIG PURPLE THROB that features the (subliminal) sound of my rock hard cock slapping against my stomach, the Pieman is impressed.

Books available & forthcoming

As previously noted, the illustrated STUNT COCK is now on Amazon. Here's the UK site & here the heavily tariffed US version.

The text version & SLURP should be there soon. Until that blissful day here's SLURP on Lulu. We are currently working on the last part of the trilogy, SLOBBER. This is a new development in how we collaborate & will be much better. Babalon, Bataille, the Thoth Tarot are all featured heavily already.

Check out Misti's subliminal noise loops at Chupacabra Disco on YouTube.  I think they're very good.

STUNT COCK AT AMAZON

Delighted to say that the delectable & illustrated STUNT COCK is now on Amazon. Here's the UK site & here the heavily tariffed US version.

As far as we can ascertain, the version without illustrations is not yet listed on Amazon.

It's rainy season here. Everything is getting wet. Dampen yourself with this book.

Slobber

As you may know, Misti Rainwater & I are in Belize & it's a fucking awesome place. Today we moved into a beautiful apartment & would like to announce that we are writing a new book called SLOBBER. The book might be orally fixated, who knows? We won't post samples from that, as was the case with SLURP. 

The first two volumes are obviously still around. STUNT COCK is available for sale illustrated, as well as just text here, & SLURP is available too.

You might assume that this fucking book sublates the fucking antithetical relation STUNT COCK / SLURP but you'd be a gormless cunt if you thought we gave a fuck about Hegel.

Anyway, bet that made you wet. Please send moneys to me & Misti at fUckInG paYPaL. We have plenty to live on but we'd like even more.