The Slurp/Slobber/Stunt Cock trilogy v2

Misti Rainwater & I have redone the first three books we collaborated on. STUNT COCK has new b/w illustrations that are more consistent & appropriate to the poems. STUNT COCK now has 144 pp so it's a big fat cock. The cover is modified but basically the same.

Buy these books. Trigger warnings are probably called for but, as noted, I have a big fat cock.

SLURP is barely changed, while SLOBBER has a whole new cover. 

STUNT COCK is here, it is the most centered around kink, DD/LG, & hardcore boning, Dickdown literature, one might say. Stella Rainwater figures extensively in the photos, often in Paris. I mention Babalon a lot & Misti counters with the old testament, which is some bullshit, let me tell you.

SLURP is here, it is more influenced by Stein & is more avant garde in its origins, though this swiftly deteriorates through exposure to dickdowns.

SLOBBER is here. This one starts to feature more epigraphs from scumbags like Artaud. There are still plenty of dickdowns & I make many references to the Mayan religion as presented to me by goddess. 

This plethora of epigraphs from various figures like Bataille & Artaud is more noticeable, however, in RETARD PENIS, where we also ridicule the penis of a dead lit bro poet manqué & various "exes", including dead ones. A corrected and edited version of that is due shortly so I link it here already. More to come but we haven't decided yet. I'm working on my religious books that are coming soon enough & Misti is making music with the new guitar & working on her art & tarot readings. 

The two altered covers follow.

SLURP & censorship

It appears that SLURP, by Misti Rainwater & myself, has now failed to be accepted for Amazon etc distribution due to "explicit content". It seems that this is more to do with the book not being PC than its being explicit. Anyway, it's still on Lulu here.

SLOBBER is at over a hundred pages now & going very well. Below is the cover to SLURP. We are obviously not changing anything at all in the book. 

This book was intended to be minimalist & influenced by Gertrude Stein. However, in the course of writing it I became swiftly sidetracked by red goddess Babalon gesticulating at me straight out of Misti's cunt & Misti started using King James version verses as titles. I do not know if these two developments are related. Anyway, it is what it is.

Misti says of this book: "Jesus wept."

Books & noise loops

The illustrated STUNT COCK is now on Amazon. Here's the UK site & here the intentionally more expensive US version.

The text version & SLURP should be there soonish. Until then here's unexpurgated SLURP on Lulu. We are currently working on the last part of the trilogy, called SLOBBER. This will be even better. Babalon, Bataille, Lacan, the Thoth Tarot, & the Underworld Jaguar God are all featured heavily already.

Check out Misti's subliminal noise loops at Chupacabra Disco on YouTube.  There are plenty more on her other channels. One of these is BIG PURPLE THROB that features the (subliminal) sound of my rock hard cock slapping against my stomach, the Pieman is impressed.

Books available & forthcoming

As previously noted, the illustrated STUNT COCK is now on Amazon. Here's the UK site & here the heavily tariffed US version.

The text version & SLURP should be there soon. Until that blissful day here's SLURP on Lulu. We are currently working on the last part of the trilogy, SLOBBER. This is a new development in how we collaborate & will be much better. Babalon, Bataille, the Thoth Tarot are all featured heavily already.

Check out Misti's subliminal noise loops at Chupacabra Disco on YouTube.  I think they're very good.

Slobber

As you may know, Misti Rainwater & I are in Belize & it's a fucking awesome place. Today we moved into a beautiful apartment & would like to announce that we are writing a new book called SLOBBER. The book might be orally fixated, who knows? We won't post samples from that, as was the case with SLURP. 

The first two volumes are obviously still around. STUNT COCK is available for sale illustrated, as well as just text here, & SLURP is available too.

You might assume that this fucking book sublates the fucking antithetical relation STUNT COCK / SLURP but you'd be a gormless cunt if you thought we gave a fuck about Hegel.

Anyway, bet that made you wet. Please send moneys to me & Misti at fUckInG paYPaL. We have plenty to live on but we'd like even more.

Unexpurgated STUNT COCK

We are very gratified to today have received the fully illustrated STUNT COCK on #80 paper & with full colour ink. Misti says of this "oh my god, dada, I'm cumming again". Seriously, she is very pleased, as am I, especially because this book is selling already. The copy currently on sale is all correct, so go for it.

This book is on sale at this link  The expurgated version is at this link.

Today Misti & I are getting baked & studying the red goddess Babalon to enhance the quality of the poetry in SLURP.   

 

STUNT COCK, illustrated edition

Today we also publish the illustrated & unexpurgated STUNT COCK at Lulu, & it is later coming from Amazon etc. It is more expensive than we might wish but it is on 80# coated paper & uses premium ink. The book contains the same poems as the other version, but each poem is accompanied by a new photo or collage that may or may not relate to the poem in some way. 

The cover is below & it is on sale at this link.

As noted previously, the next book is SLURP. This is more minimalist with no blog posts & no illustrations. 

STUNT COCK, expurgated edition

We are thrilled to announce the arrival of the simple text-based edition of STUNT COCK, the first collaboration between Misti & David Rainwater, & the first offering from their first trilogy, which will also include the volumes SLURP & SLIT.

The book is currently available here at LULU. It will be available from Amazon in due course.

We are also dead chuffed to announce a more elaborate fully illustrated edition with Misti's own creations in full colour on quality paper, because she's been a very good girl & worked very hard at this. So, this will take a day or two, but we both prefer the illustrated version, for obvious reasons.

We have started SLURP, the next part of the trilogy. This, however, will be a minimalist production, with no blog posts & no illustrations.