SLOBBER & RETARD PENIS

Here Stella rides Mankato to survey the new books that arrived today, & I just paid to have cleared from customs at San Pedro post office, which happens every Friday at ten. RETARD PENIS is on sale at one link & SLOBBER at the other.

I am tempted to post an excerpt where we discuss various exes or almost exes, like my humorous treatment of the dead son & grandson of Lil Abel or the tiny limp dick of dead Joe Pachinko, poet manqué, or maybe Misti's humorous piece about dead Debs, but I post here this following piece, because, let's face facts, fuck Cobain & fuck Pisces, & fuck all mutable signs too... 

Sometimes Misti considers the question of whether Courtney Love had Kurt Cobain whacked for some reason. I don’t really care if she did this so I here put an end to this question forever.

Courtney Love is a Cancer, Cobain was a Pisces. Now, a cardinal sign is entitled to kill a mutable of the same element if anyone is. As an Aries I can whack a Sag any time, & that’s why I avoid them, or one of many reasons.

Somebody has to kill Pisces, believe me, it needs to be done, &, if anyone, Courtney Love was entitled to kill Cobain.

Now we have all three of the poetry books, including SLURP & STUNT COCK, plus RETARD PENIS all waiting to be cleared for global distribution, Misti's novel ZERO BUENO & her art book CHUPACABRA DISCO as well, & even my rewrites of HENRIETTA REMEMBERS plus FLESH & RESURRECTION, my only two novels. I'll post as they appear on Amazon.

The Slurp/Slobber/Stunt Cock trilogy v2

Misti Rainwater & I have redone the first three books we collaborated on. STUNT COCK has new b/w illustrations that are more consistent & appropriate to the poems. STUNT COCK now has 144 pp so it's a big fat cock. The cover is modified but basically the same.

Buy these books. Trigger warnings are probably called for but, as noted, I have a big fat cock.

SLURP is barely changed, while SLOBBER has a whole new cover. 

STUNT COCK is here, it is the most centered around kink, DD/LG, & hardcore boning, Dickdown literature, one might say. Stella Rainwater figures extensively in the photos, often in Paris. I mention Babalon a lot & Misti counters with the old testament, which is some bullshit, let me tell you.

SLURP is here, it is more influenced by Stein & is more avant garde in its origins, though this swiftly deteriorates through exposure to dickdowns.

SLOBBER is here. This one starts to feature more epigraphs from scumbags like Artaud. There are still plenty of dickdowns & I make many references to the Mayan religion as presented to me by goddess. 

This plethora of epigraphs from various figures like Bataille & Artaud is more noticeable, however, in RETARD PENIS, where we also ridicule the penis of a dead lit bro poet manqué & various "exes", including dead ones. A corrected and edited version of that is due shortly so I link it here already. More to come but we haven't decided yet. I'm working on my religious books that are coming soon enough & Misti is making music with the new guitar & working on her art & tarot readings. 

The two altered covers follow.

Stella in Belize

Misti & I had enough of this weird continent. We are taking Lil Stella to live in Ambergris Caye because she's a good girl. 

Our next book will be a book of poems describing her new life in Belize as a digital nomad, with accompanying full page illustrations. 

STUNT COCK is available for sale illustrated, as well as just text here, & SLURP is available too.

EDIT: Both Misti & I strongly approve of Belize & feel at home for the first time ever here. 

EDIT x2: I have purchased flipflops & suntan lotion. This place is hot as a motherfucker. Best coffee and the fucking food, Misti loves fried jack & I go for the standard taco or burrito. It's all good. 

Friendly animals everywhere, lizards & shit, & my fucking powers are smoking hot, confirmed by tarot. Banging like a fucking sledgehammer too. Misti claims that I belong here & the jungle brings out beast in me so it's always poundtown. I belong in the jungle.

I reiterate:

STUNT COCK is available for sale illustrated, as well as just text here, & SLURP is available too.