Little House on the Squirting Prairie

Yesterday, Misti cried at the episodes in season seven of Little House on The Prairie where Adam might fail the bar exam. During the morning fuck she channeled Mary the blind bitch with "Pa, pa, is that you Pa?" until I was unable to finish, though she squirted copiously. No matter, because today is leg day & tonight I don't care if she channels Pa himself.

Anyway, here's RETARD PENIS.

& here's HENRIETTA REMEMBERS.

 

 

SLOBBER, now available

SLOBBER concludes the trilogy by Misti & David Rainwater. It is on Lulu now & will be on Amazon, who can go fuck themselves, later. It is a delightful tome of about 150 pages & at this link. It will hopefully appear on Amazon at some time in the future. 

The poems are very diverse & include a number about local animals & Mayan divinities; tropical diversions; why the USA, Texas in particular, is not relevant; Misti's background & the fall of the West. Inspiration drawn from Bataille, Lyotard, Lacan, Gertrude Stein, Anna Kavan, Artaud, & others. 

Sample by Misti, very short:

if you want to get fucked by my big dick
 
baby you are such a man eating the last freshly baked peanut butter 
chocolate chip cookie no thank you no kiss just some bullshit threat 
you blame it on the gummies and early smiths 

Sample by me:

beast & replete with meaningless

I myself am an absolute abyss.
(Antonin Artaud)

the human is void indecisive last meanings missing their sexual indexical they barely notice wild & desire

i am become beast & replete with meaningless & meat my memory all 
that matters is fire & the divine & to pound my woman out dicked 
down to ground

i am beast & meaningless replete

 

Our next collaboration is a prose work called RETARD PENIS. This will be really fucking sensitive like Bath & Body Works lotion.

 

 

 

SLURP & censorship

It appears that SLURP, by Misti Rainwater & myself, has now failed to be accepted for Amazon etc distribution due to "explicit content". It seems that this is more to do with the book not being PC than its being explicit. Anyway, it's still on Lulu here.

SLOBBER is at over a hundred pages now & going very well. Below is the cover to SLURP. We are obviously not changing anything at all in the book. 

This book was intended to be minimalist & influenced by Gertrude Stein. However, in the course of writing it I became swiftly sidetracked by red goddess Babalon gesticulating at me straight out of Misti's cunt & Misti started using King James version verses as titles. I do not know if these two developments are related. Anyway, it is what it is.

Misti says of this book: "Jesus wept."

STUNT COCK AT AMAZON

Delighted to say that the delectable & illustrated STUNT COCK is now on Amazon. Here's the UK site & here the heavily tariffed US version.

As far as we can ascertain, the version without illustrations is not yet listed on Amazon.

It's rainy season here. Everything is getting wet. Dampen yourself with this book.

SLURP

Today we publish the only version of SLURP. The book is 105 numbered pages long & took us ten days, because Misti is a very good & industrious girl. Before we leave this country for a tropical paradise we shall probably release her exceptional novel ZERO BUENO & possibly the third part in our new but never-ending saga. Due to its content, don't read this book if you're ever offended by anything.

This book was intended to be minimalist & influenced by Gertrude Stein. However, in the course of writing it I became swiftly sidetracked by red goddess Babalon gesticulating at me straight out of Misti's cunt & Misti started using King James version verses as titles. I do not know if these two developments are related. Anyway, it is what it is.

Misti says of this book: "Jesus wept."

It is available for sale at this link. It is due to appear on Amazon, & the cover art is shown below.

 

Chupacabra Disco: LAST PAGE of STUNT COCK

Misti did this: 

 

Chupacabra Disco: LAST PAGE of STUNT COCK:  

STUNT COCK arrives

We were most pleased to inform you that STUNT COCK physically manifested today. Picture follows. Misti declared that it is "the best thing ever" & her greatest book. I dare say that the unexpurgated & illustrated version is likely to be even better, & probably coming very soon. I, too, am enormously pleased with this one though. 

Here is the version with no illustrations. 

Here is the illustrated version. 

In other news, SLURP, the follow up, is progressing splendidly too, & is more abstract a book. I write of goddess as Babalon in this book too. Misti writes of many things, & it is my great pleasure to be part of the process. I thought I knew what it meant to feel, but I didn't. 

Coincidentally, I changed the foul sheets today, so here's SC on our clean cotton sheet. 

 

STUNT COCK, expurgated edition

We are thrilled to announce the arrival of the simple text-based edition of STUNT COCK, the first collaboration between Misti & David Rainwater, & the first offering from their first trilogy, which will also include the volumes SLURP & SLIT.

The book is currently available here at LULU. It will be available from Amazon in due course.

We are also dead chuffed to announce a more elaborate fully illustrated edition with Misti's own creations in full colour on quality paper, because she's been a very good girl & worked very hard at this. So, this will take a day or two, but we both prefer the illustrated version, for obvious reasons.

We have started SLURP, the next part of the trilogy. This, however, will be a minimalist production, with no blog posts & no illustrations. 

 

  

New Kitten Noise Loops

Dada does it better

 Blues are finally over

 Angelic Instruction

 

 

& an older one "brain bliss"

 

Many others available on the various channels. Obviously I love my bitch but i know these are good 

Samples from "Durga sings every night"

Four samples from Durga sings every night.