STUNT COCK AT AMAZON

Delighted to say that the delectable & illustrated STUNT COCK is now on Amazon. Here's the UK site & here the heavily tariffed US version.

As far as we can ascertain, the version without illustrations is not yet listed on Amazon.

It's rainy season here. Everything is getting wet. Dampen yourself with this book.

SLURP

Today we publish the only version of SLURP. The book is 105 numbered pages long & took us ten days, because Misti is a very good & industrious girl. Before we leave this country for a tropical paradise we shall probably release her exceptional novel ZERO BUENO & possibly the third part in our new but never-ending saga. Due to its content, don't read this book if you're ever offended by anything.

This book was intended to be minimalist & influenced by Gertrude Stein. However, in the course of writing it I became swiftly sidetracked by red goddess Babalon gesticulating at me straight out of Misti's cunt & Misti started using King James version verses as titles. I do not know if these two developments are related. Anyway, it is what it is.

Misti says of this book: "Jesus wept."

It is available for sale at this link. It is due to appear on Amazon, & the cover art is shown below.

 

Misti Rainwater-Lites, ZERO BUENO

Here's news of an exciting new book. I am currently working with Misti Rainwater to aid in the delivery of her magnum opus, ZERO BUENO, a non-linear fever dream filled with explicitly karmic psychopageantry. 

"If Conway Twitty and Nancy Spungen had a baby it would write this book." (Is she hinting here at her secret ancestry.) 

This will be "like Anne Sexton, but better."

I have known Misti since MySpace, which was probably decades back, but have not published her yet because this present time, right now, is a very propitious time indeed. This is because Big Daddy Saturn, obviously the most beneficent planet & my chart ruler, is manifesting stuff, & karma is no issue to me. There are fucking huge energies available for several months, & goddess has therefore instructed me to bulk up a bit, but also to offer to do this book. There are huge alleged TWIN FLAME energies available for this book, which Misti feels may be her bestest book, & I am well chuffed to do it.

Misti & I are getting married, because Big King Daddy & the yellow enemy are conjunct in Aries, formerly known as The Young Stallion, and Pluto is in her Aquarius. 

A statement from Misti: 

"I'm flying across the pond to finally be properly fucked." 

Here is Misti's Chupacabra Disco.