RETARDED BEYOND REDEMPTION

RETARDED BEYOND REDEMPTION, which we are, is now on Lulu at this link. It will appear on Amazon at some point. This must be our most non-PC book. I'd be disgusted myself, but I'm a right cunt.

If you enjoy being offended then go for it, bitches. As I say, concerning the end of empire, "It is delicious. It is retarded beyond redemption". 

Retard 1 & 2

Here's a further edited RETARD PENIS, admired by Mankato.

We are getting along with RETARDED BEYOND REDEMPTION where Misti is mopping up memories before Cambodia & I am writing about how I prayed for the life of Trump when he risked head injuries during Leo season. He needs to survive to bring the USA to its fucking knees. It was doomed already, people who believe democrats will save it are totally delusional (Leo style), but Trump's special retardation is bringing the end on a bit faster. The astrologers were right, he was in danger, but goddess fixed that for us. You can thank me later. 

We also mock a guy called Jon Clifton, he's delusional too. Small cock. RETARD PENIS mocks Lil' Abel Romo & his dead kid & grandkid, Ded Debbie Kirk, & three inch Joe Pachinko, dead poet manqué. Hatred is pure & beautiful. Goddess doesn't care who I curse.

Here are the pictures, Mankato approves my vitriol. He hates the "cunt birds", aka frigate birds, that fly here in the Caribbean.  

The Tard Trilogy

Misti Rainwater & I, on account of the surpassing excellence of RETARD PENIS, have decided to add two further volumes, RETARDED BEYOND REDEMPTION, & PARTICIPATION PRIZE, the cover images for both are below. We shall be retarded & piss over our exes, living & dead, especially, so far at least, this Gemini muppet called Jon who had the insolence to email Misti asking if they had a good time. They did not; she couldn't stand him, his penis was small, he was bad at sex, & he's blocked. Misti is also airing skeletons from the family closet. I would too if I knew about any in mine.