The Tard Trilogy

Misti Rainwater & I, on account of the surpassing excellence of RETARD PENIS, have decided to add two further volumes, RETARDED BEYOND REDEMPTION, & PARTICIPATION PRIZE, the cover images for both are below. We shall be retarded & piss over our exes, living & dead, especially, so far at least, this Gemini muppet called Jon who had the insolence to email Misti asking if they had a good time. They did not; she couldn't stand him, his penis was small, he was bad at sex, & he's blocked. Misti is also airing skeletons from the family closet. I would too if I knew about any in mine.