Courtney & Killing Kurt

Recently, in our non-PC collection, RETARD PENIS, I wrote that if anyone is to kill a Pisces, & somebody has to, it should be a Cancer. Now, Cobain was Pisces sun, Cancer moon, Virgo ascendant. He has Mercury & Venus in Pisces, like me, so the songs could be OK, but the sun made him a trashy sub. They both had Cancer moons so they were both, on some level, blubbering whiny bitches. Cobain's NN was Taurus, so he was just going to get heavily invested in eating. Love's NN is Cancer, so she was just going to get heavily invested in crying (which she has actually done) & already mastered being a professional bitch.

Neither of them has anything in Aries or Aquarius so they can both go fuck themselves.

My fiancee, Misti Rainwater, has today done the following YouTube tarot reading where she alleges that Love is going to be a hungry ghost because she is a sea of attachments &, obviously, Cobain would never have been man enough to provide the dickdown she needed. With Venus in Gemini she'd fuck anything anyway, as is empirically confirmed by her ambitious programme of infidelity.

Essentially, I still maintain that grunge is a PR stunt by the flannel industry & nobody cares about some pop singer who died ages ago, after releasing one pretty good album. More importantly, I have a nice shoulder & arm pump & our book is available here & you'd still be a massive cunt not to buy it. We mock a dead child in this book & talk shit about writers, living & dead, as well as laying down the law about astrology because we have a total of 119 years experience as professional astrologers & tarot readers, so go suck it.