DIE SCHEINBAR

gracias ad infinitum to the cosmic twist the celestial glitch that collided us when saturn started banging pots & pans in aries cherries falling from trees as asteroids jizz across the sky no one of note notices distracted as they are by booty calls and beer runs the latest big deal series sponsored by apple who is kylie jenner fucking who is wearing versace who is the best actress according to disney pixar new jersey becomes israel becomes greece becomes florida becomes malibu becomes dallas in the tasteless slop of this is who we are now post wasteland post saturday night fever post soul train post mix tapes post everything remotely cool the fool and the emperor are in bed cozy with hello kitty and skeletor feasting on purple grapes and each other apparently in love which still happens inexplicably metallica could never play a song this pretty beethoven probably could but he's dead and if he's reincarnated his phone is off the goddamn hook and there will be no further correspondence