ARIES aquaRiuS walk into a BAR

another average night in nowhere, montana cowboys pissing budweiser as neon flashes red white blue provincial pride new country trash sleazing from the speakers "well life has been a dirt road with no fork so I'm sittin' here eatin' pork & beans with a spoon lookin' at the moon thinkin' 'bout that ass that ass i lost due to one bad decision too many I'd beg for forgiveness but i know i won't be gettin' any" bartenders flash cleavage smile keep those longnecks comin' idiots dance start fights in the parking lot no thought of tomorrow's rent or root canal the air is fat with oh come on now why are so many motherfuckers stuck on the same pathetic game monosyllabic words of love slurred into dirty ears

then aries man walks into the bar all in black like johnny cash reeking of weed & prada & the smoke of several burned bridges seeking a seat at the bar and a bottle of vodka until an aquarius woman bumps into him in her neon pink rollerskates purple ribbons in her hair together they tumble down into an indelicate sprawl on the sticky sawdust floor the aquarius drawls "well since we're here already" and they kiss and they grope before taking their serendipitous freak show down the road to the nearest available trailer where they fuck for hours screaming expletives and promises "oh my god it's your pussy forever" "your cunt was created for my cock" etcetera until jesus smiles and comes back and there's a picnic across america because america is the only jesus sponsored country that counts and red and blue merge into barney purple all problems solved it's love love love from tahlequah to tampa the most beautiful brilliant ballsy babies of all time are born and it's atlantis again gleaming hotter than vegas in august