AUT VIAM INVENIAM AUT FACIAM

 

where there's a rock hard porn star cock there is a way full stop fight me bitch true my man is not a porn star he knows latin and philosophy and shit but let's not squabble over the finer points beauty monster i call him the man and his cock just throwing this out there let the archives show i am more alive at 53 than i was at 43 or 33 or 23 or 13 it's ridiculous it's clown time to be falling in love after so much shit survived and transcended david lynch could not have written it any better my future and forever husband fucking me as i cry out in some alien language ooomooo ahhhkawmaw ahhhkawmaw eeeemujo no no no oh my god yes i feel it i feel you my god you fill me up gracias jesus merci ever watching god surrounded by ghosts witnesses the hilarious wild the deviant court it's some kind of surreal castle porno suddenly starring us and there's always plenty of melted butter available to drench the popcorn and coat the wiggling tongues

he comes to the cave like he belongs there like he's been there forever i have it on good authority he probably does he probably has