Oh DADDY to be a polished psychopath with a relentless porn star lipstick smile!
I would never shed a motherfucking tear, not even when chained to a tractor
and taken to Cracker Barrel on the same Easter that Jesus The Fucking Christ returns in Phyllis Diller drag and serenades me with "All The Young Dudes" or anything by Ginger Todger.
I would never shed a motherfucking tear, not even when chained to a tractor
and taken to Cracker Barrel on the same Easter that Jesus The Fucking Christ returns in Phyllis Diller drag and serenades me with "All The Young Dudes" or anything by Ginger Todger.
Daddy
I would not do I would not do that thing I do where I delete photos of
my vagina and send you tear soaked audio files once again apologizing
for my retardation and poor social skills. I may be a bit of a Jew but
fuck Israel and Dr. Pepper. Also. FUCK IPHONE. In the words of Fatty
Arbuckle, "Always Coca-Cola!"
Daddy.
Superbowl Volcano? I call clickbait. But I don't hate I masturbate
through my extra thick Faded Glory mom jeans and bet on the duck that is
bringing me you. I do. I do.
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