PARIS APPLE NOISE

 

frank sinatra bleeds the uranus in gemini paris taxi to orly radio bitch we is goin' places
because we try try try with all of our fucking might walking in retarded circles around pere lachaise
donde esta the grave of gertrude stein fuck the lizard king we don't wake up in the morning and grab ourselves a beer we aren't here for the next little girl in the next whiskey bar here ain't nothin' soft about our parade and who dies in a bathtub seriously who the fuck does that so onward to the graves of oscar wilde chopin proust piaf modigliani heloise & abelard we're alive like the ants and the trees and the wasps and the dandelions donde esta dairy queen because april in paris is all about slurping white cream gravy from aries daddy cock french fries up the ass one hand on the peanut buster parfait spoon the other on the fat left tit jesus says go for it you special wankers in the hotel le daum lift or somewhere in the vicinity of that big deal iron tower with the mime in silver paint on the sidewalk working his honest job while tourists jabber in various languages about nada nada nada hungry for an asian lunch we stumble into a cafe en route to another big deal photo op feast on chicken so hot it makes our noses run we don't give a flying fuck about listening to a tour guide on a boat drone on about historical points of interest along the seine if you can't tell us where henry miller jizzed on anais nin's tits fuck all the way off there are tarot cards and amazonite bracelets and matching I LOVE PARIS t-shirts to purchase and one more parisian apple before flying over the english channel to heathrow where everyone is ugly and brutally stupid and there is no hello kitty in sight where's waldo where's basquiat where's my little pony beauty is raped from the pedestal hurled down into matrix mud where worms writhe with all the necessary numbers that keep a bitch in place and there is nothing for it but a no sleep till hammersmith blow job on the tube no one watching because everyone is dead and on facebook caught up in the politics of who raped whom the hardest