Henrietta remembers

I have just produced a better third edition of my only currently available novel, Henrietta remembers. I am doing this because Misti really likes it & did a cover for a new edition. There are minor alterations to the text & a considerable improvement in the formatting. 

The book is at present only on Lulu at this link, but will be coming to Amazon soon. Anything by this name on Amazon now will be whatever copies they have left of the second edition. Blurb & cover follow.

I'll preface this with full disclosure. I receive David's cock on a regular basis, he makes better tacos than any Mexican and we are getting married in Capricorn season 2027. I had a weird reaction to Henrietta Remembers. I started sobbing and then I pretended like I was going to punch David in his stomach. I cursed at him in an aggressive Incredible Hulk type voice. I'm angry that he's a better writer than I am! He's from Wales! I'm from Texas! He attended Oxford! I attended The University of Texas at San Antonio! Bastard.

Misti Rainwater

 

Courtney & Killing Kurt

Recently, in our non-PC collection, RETARD PENIS, I wrote that if anyone is to kill a Pisces, & somebody has to, it should be a Cancer. Now, Cobain was Pisces sun, Cancer moon, Virgo ascendant. He has Mercury & Venus in Pisces, like me, so the songs could be OK, but the sun made him a trashy sub. They both had Cancer moons so they were both, on some level, blubbering whiny bitches. Cobain's NN was Taurus, so he was just going to get heavily invested in eating. Love's NN is Cancer, so she was just going to get heavily invested in crying (which she has actually done) & already mastered being a professional bitch.

Neither of them has anything in Aries or Aquarius so they can both go fuck themselves.

My fiancee, Misti Rainwater, has today done the following YouTube tarot reading where she alleges that Love is going to be a hungry ghost because she is a sea of attachments &, obviously, Cobain would never have been man enough to provide the dickdown she needed. With Venus in Gemini she'd fuck anything anyway, as is empirically confirmed by her ambitious programme of infidelity.

Essentially, I still maintain that grunge is a PR stunt by the flannel industry & nobody cares about some pop singer who died ages ago, after releasing one pretty good album. More importantly, I have a nice shoulder & arm pump & our book is available here & you'd still be a massive cunt not to buy it. We mock a dead child in this book & talk shit about writers, living & dead, as well as laying down the law about astrology because we have a total of 119 years experience as professional astrologers & tarot readers, so go suck it.

 

RETARD PENIS

Misti Rainwater & I have produced the enchanting masterpiece RETARD PENIS. This is a book of great wisdom & profundity, also squirting, & it will fix all your major malfunctions. 

It explains why Crowley dissed on Leo, & it is accordingly published in retard season & is rather short, being only 103 numbered pages. In this book, we also explain why Courtney Love had no choice. Pisces must be stopped. 

God directed Misti's pen & goddess, who is real, directed mine. The book is mostly about iguanas, as I remember.

It is at this link & you'd have to be a massive cunt not to buy it.

 

 

Chupacabra Disco: kurt cobain's suicide letter as edited by kathleen...

It's unlikely but possible that people buy a book called RETARD PENIS & still get offended. In this book I defend the right of a Cancer to kill a Pisces partner, because somebody has got to do it. I, in particular, am exceptionally offensive in this book. 

Chupacabra Disco: kurt cobain's suicide letter as edited by kathleen...: That's the title of my latest piece for RETARD PENIS, coming soon for the pathologically curious and terminally bored. Flash fiction, pr...

DATA CENTER SMOKE BREAK

Here's hoping they all burn down.

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